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snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

iwishihadafather:

THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS 

(via lik3-a-skyscr4per)

grawly:

sebastiandebeste:

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

grawly:

sebastiandebeste:

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

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(via qarlic)

(via qarlic)

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
  • Cookies:Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs:Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice:The sweet release of death.
Source: ep0nine

kidouyuuto:

imo if parents dont respect their kids then they dont deserve respect from their kids. im tired of people thinking that its normal for parents to treat their children like property or like they dont have feelings. im tired of people thinking that overprotective parents arent harmful. treat your children like people because thats what they ARE

(via flyingtit)

Free money

64px:

imjustdes:

64px:

The goverdment should make more money

That would cause inflation and make things worse

you dont know shit. more cash = more spending with dollers and i finally get to buy racecar bed

(via harujunkie)

goatcorporation:

videogamecartridge:

remember when Linkin Park called the cops on Sublime for smoking weed

linkin narc

(via seriously-youknow)